The Bachelorette Australia recap

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IT’S episode three of The Bachelorette, so clearly it’s time for one of the fellas to suck face with Sam and all the other boys to strip off and adidas philippines price list pose with puppies.

But before the fun begins, adidas stan smith the boys are still upset about David breaking the code last week. To ensure this doesn happen again, they call an emergency meeting just like Kristy and the gals in The Baby Sitters Club.

It decided the legislation of code is far too confusing, so they replace it with a blanket rule of: just don be a wang. Sasha strips down to a Chesty Bonds and they proceed to rub up against each other.

Sam gets easily flustered by Sasha and it hard to understand why. On one hand, he the kind of brave yet caring guy who have no problem fishing your iPhone out of the toilet with his bare hands if you accidentally dropped it in. But on the other hand, he has weird Shannon Noll/sleazy real estate agent vibes.

After the dance lesson, they retire to the courtyard to drink cocktails. They trade beautiful stories about their step dads and it makes me feel terrible for saying Sasha a cross between Shannon Noll and a real estate agent.

The date ends with an official performance of the dance they learnt in full costume.

I don know what more embarrassing: the bad dance or adidas superstar Sasha pants.

They the same kind worn by check out chicks at Woolworths across Australia. You know the ones thigh hugging with a surprising flair at the bottom. Usually paired with a chunky black Colorado shoe.

‘Do you have Flybuys?’Source:Channel 10

Medicating themselves with wine after that mortifying experience, Sasha drops that he was once engaged and Sam tries to play it cool. Then he scores a rose.

He wants to kiss her but he waiting for a sign. While Sam tries to pin the rose on his shirt, he just stares at her without blinking for 30 secs. No pasha for Sasha.

Back at the mansion, the boys find a group date card. Pippi Longstocking has the honour of reading it.

don know if you guys know this about me but I a HUGE animal lover especially when it comes to dogs, Sam says, with one of the dogs she once loved wrapped around her neck.

‘I like animals but I LOVE fashion.’Source:Channel 10

The fellas are told they be posing topless with dogs for a magazine photo shoot.

Sam says she selected the dogs to match each boy personality. If that the case, the choices are quite offensive.

‘Like Zooey Deschanel, I’m quirky AND sexy!’Source:Channel 10

Michael scores the single date after the challenge and Kayne is feeling overlooked.

He been flying under the radar with Sam for quite some time now, so when the cocktail party rolls around, adidas originals he determined to impress her.

But how does a guy who did a failed handstand on his first night crank it up a notch? Turns out Kayne has two killer moves with the ladies: Acrobatics. And rap.